*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
how to be better than me:
• ur already doing it
• i’m a loser
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
Funny cuz im turning 23 next year and thisll be my theme song.
i need to write three pages on moby dick for tomorrow and i do not have the motivation to do it
stressed depressed and can’t afford to be well dressed
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
WonderWoman is super chill to her fans
it’s about goddamn time I’m seeing how compassionate Wonder Woman is on this goddamn site
I AM HERE FOR WONDER WOMAN PLAYING POKEMON!
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)