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tagged as:
#yes  #I like this one 

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

posted 2 hours ago on 23 Apr with 34,886 notes

minorcutie:

how to be better than me:
• ur already doing it
• i’m a loser

posted 2 hours ago on 23 Apr with 85,287 notes
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tagged as:
#ME 

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

posted 11 hours ago on 22 Apr with 92,360 notes
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tagged as:
#fav 

therobotwithhueihair:

Funny cuz im turning 23 next year and thisll be my theme song.

posted 16 hours ago on 22 Apr with 3,170 notes
tagged as:
#ugh  #personal 

i need to write three pages on moby dick for tomorrow and i do not have the motivation to do it 

posted 16 hours ago on 22 Apr

bagmilk:

stressed depressed and can’t afford to be well dressed

posted 16 hours ago on 22 Apr with 163,996 notes
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tagged as:
#art 
posted 16 hours ago on 22 Apr with 300,405 notes

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

posted 16 hours ago on 22 Apr with 73,867 notes
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tagged as:
#wonder woman  #comics  #fave 

queerheretic:

leagueanimeandcosplay:

ohmygil:

cityeatspudding:

WonderWoman is super chill to her fans

it’s about goddamn time I’m seeing how compassionate Wonder Woman is on this goddamn site

I AM HERE FOR WONDER WOMAN PLAYING POKEMON!

posted 17 hours ago on 22 Apr with 188,669 notes

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

posted 17 hours ago on 22 Apr with 118,253 notes
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tagged as:
#fuckin cutie'  #haim  #perfect human 
posted 18 hours ago on 22 Apr with 202 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do

posted 18 hours ago on 22 Apr with 33,935 notes

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posted 18 hours ago on 22 Apr
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tagged as:
#quote 

"There isn’t a single part on a woman that is not worth kissing."


- (via nicolezai)
posted 18 hours ago on 22 Apr with 27,531 notes

foofawomp:

u-ok:

(family brings up homosexuality at the table)(sweats)

image

posted 19 hours ago on 22 Apr with 102,120 notes